Have you ever felt that Hipsters are ruining everything we love? Then, that game is designed for you! Play the game as a oldschool guy, who HATES hipsters, and wants to kill them all.

Controls: WASD - movement/direction, J - shoot, K - jump


  • - AVOID YELLOW BAGS BY ANY MEANS! They will kill you instantly (it's a Bill Cipher, actually)
  • - Hipsters also can throw Macbooks at you and harm you

P.S. This game was created for fun purposes only and author does not share the same attitude as the main hero

P.S.S. Game was intended to be that difficult at the end (level 5 is max)

Install instructions

1) Select your build and unzip in any folder

2) Run the game (executable)

3) Enjoy!


build_macos.app.zip 25 MB
build_linux.zip 25 MB
build_win.exe 20 MB

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